Student (n): a young adult studying at university. Skills include drinking, occasional test-passing, dancing on bar counters, procrastination and sarcasm. Weaknesses include alcohol, loud music, junk food and a tendency to get run over while drunk.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

An Exam Prayer

I wish I could take credit for this, but unfortunately I simply came across it on the Interwebz. I have no idea who the author is. My own traditional exam song will follow in the coming weeks; for now, here's a prayer for exams!

As I sit me down to study
I pray to God I won't go nutty
If I should fail to learn this junk
I pray to God I will not flunk

...

Now I lay me down to rest
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test
If I die before I wake
That's one less test I'll have to take!

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