This simple step-by-step recipe for relaxation has been designed with girls in mind, but with a few modifications any boy could use it too! It is best prepared on a cold, rainy night.
Step 1
Place person in hot shower. Add shampoo and conditioner of choice. Rinse. Scrub well with exfoliator of choice (not too hard!) and rinse again.
Step 2
Switch off shower. Wrap person in soft, clean, fluffy towel and transport to room.
Step 3
Blowdry hair and douse person liberally in body lotion of choice for soft, sweet-smelling skin.
Step 4
Wrap person in clean pyjamas and place in a warm bed, underneath a thick feather duvet. Add tea/coffee/hot chocolate, a good movie/book and a few blocks of Lindt chocolate.
Result: one very relaxed girl!
Note: do NOT, under any circumstances, add studying, work or stress to this recipe as the results will not be the same and the recipe will spoil. Adding loud music may also spoil the recipe, but it may be partly saved by including earplugs OR earphones with relaxing music.
Optional extras:
If you so desire, a cuddle-buddy of choice can be added after the person has been wrapped in pyjamas to lead to ultimate relaxation. It is not advisable to add the cuddle-buddy before the pyjamas have been added or during the shower stage, as distraction from completion of the recipe is likely. ;)
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