Student (n): a young adult studying at university. Skills include drinking, occasional test-passing, dancing on bar counters, procrastination and sarcasm. Weaknesses include alcohol, loud music, junk food and a tendency to get run over while drunk.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Can You Feel the Stress Tonight? - 2011 Exam song

Yes I have too much time on my hands. Plus I've decided this exam song thing could be a fun tradition. Here is the new exam song for June 2011, based on the Disney version of Can You Feel the Love Tonight? I don't like it as much as Piano Man, but hey. It'll do. Enjoy :)

I can see what's happening
And they don't have a clue
They'll fail exams and here's the bottom line:
Class average drops by two.

The sweet caress of pages
There's tension everywhere
And with all this exhausted atmosphere
Disaster's in the air...

Chorus:
Can you feel the stress tonight?
The fear exam term brings?
The Rat, for once, is clo-sing early
Everyone's stu-dy-ing...

So many things to study
But how to make it stay?
It never seems to last; I wish it did!
It fades when I turn away.

I'm freaking out, I'm stressing
But what I can't decide
Is should I pull an all-nighter
Or get an early night?

(Chorus)

But if I get an early night...
It can be assumed...
My carefree days at Rhodes are history
In short, my friends, I'm screwed.

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