Student (n): a young adult studying at university. Skills include drinking, occasional test-passing, dancing on bar counters, procrastination and sarcasm. Weaknesses include alcohol, loud music, junk food and a tendency to get run over while drunk.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Why you should date a law student

1) Everyone looks hot in a suit.

2) They're used to staying up all night (wink wink).

3) "You should totally be studying law instead!" said no law student ever.

4) Getting screwed during exams is expected.

5) Getting 'S v Johnson' drunk is a good thing (unless you're actually Johnson I suppose).

6) Latin can be super-sexy: numquam ubi sub ubi ;)

7) Their greatest goal is getting to the bar. AND STAYING THERE.
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