Today I saw two gay Labradors getting it on in the quad. I have officially seen everything this university can throw at me.
No, seriously. There were these two adorable Labradors sitting in one of the quads as I walked out of a lecture. Myself and another girl stopped to pet them; I can't help it, I'm an animal person. As soon as we walked away, the golden Labrador started violently...ahem...well, you get the picture. "Mating" is too gentle a word. And they were both males! A homosexual friend was walking a little way in front of me, and on seeing this I heard him say "Now even the dogs are turning gay!" It cracked me up :D I do believe we may have discovered the new mascot for the OutRhodes society! (OutRhodes is the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transsexual society at Rhodes). Sorry, mascots. The two Labradors are kind of a cute couple, it would be a shame to split them up. Besides, gay couples are generally adorable. And a gay Labrador couple? SQUEEEEE!
On a completely different note, I was told last weekend that I had "calmed down a lot since last year". Say what? I'm offended! OK sure I haven't exactly been painting the town red this year, but I've had a lot of work! Like next week, for example, I have three tests and one assignment due. Two of those tests are for my majors. So going out tonight (Friday) would probably be a very bad idea.
On the other hand, I've been told that one of the guys' residences is having a party tonight with free punch. FREE PUNCH. Free alcohol is rare in a student town, and I am as broke as a very broke thing (to paraphrase Blackadder), so it is a very tempting offer. Plus term ends next weekend and as I'm driving home on Saturday I won't be able to drink on Friday night (travelling long distances + hangover = bad idea).
First year Tayla wouldn't have thought twice about it. Second year Tayla, however, is more mature and hardworking and knows that she won't be able to study tomorrow if she's hungover. She also knows that she has a test on Monday and that going out tonight is a bad idea.
So...
Who's up for an epic mare tonight? :D
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