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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Hottie overload

Come on, be honest now: how many times have you walked into Friars, looked around and thought Holy crap there are a lot of hot guys at Rhodes! ? And how often have you walked in and thought Holy crap the world is spinning...I need a bar counter to hold on to. More the latter than the former? I thought so. :P
Yes, this post is aimed at girls (and gay guys of course), so all you straight guys who were hoping for something pertaining to you...I'm sorry to disappoint. Seeing as you're here, you may as well keep reading though. I'm full of compliments tonight :)

While walking between lectures today, I was suddenly struck by how many above-average looking guys there are at Rhodes. Now I tend to be fussy when it comes to boys (OK OK I mean for proper relationships, not hookups. Don't laugh at me) but even I can see that there's something for everyone here. Take Philosophy Boy, for example (my friends know who he is). Tall, skinny, black emo hairstyle, huge dark eyes and breath-taking intelligence. What's not to love? Or French Boy: blonde, tanned, wears boardshorts and surf-designer hoodies (I really must introduce him to my sister). Then there are the serious intellectuals, with long hair and glasses and collared shirts with the top button undone. The jocks/Smuts boys, wearing backward caps (I can't believe that's still in fashion) and wife-beater vests to show off their biceps. The 'cuddly nice guys' with big smiles and friendly hugs that make you feel fuzzy inside (and outside, depending on when they last shaved). The socially awkward ones who smile nervously and run their hands over their hair when they're tongue-tied. The bikers, wearing their aviator sunglasses and carrying helmets under their arms...the list goes on.

Is there a point to this post? Not really. But I enjoy people-watching and I find the different types of guys so fascinating to study. And it also fascinates me that before today, I had never truly appreciated how many - and how many different types of - good-looking boys there are at Rhodes. So here's a shoutout to all the Rhodes boys: whatever you're doing, keep doing it because it's working :D

2 comments:

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